What is your sex life like? What do you like? Answer these 20 questions and see how you compare to others! (And then check out what the opposite sex has to say!) This is, of course, all anonymous. 1. Which overall look of a woman do you prefer?     Girl Next Door     Preppie     Professional     Housewife     Rocker     American Gladiator     Slut 2. Which of the following places have you done the wild thing? (Check all that apply)     In an airplane     In an elevator     In your parents' bedroom     At work     Underwater     At the Vatican 3. Of the following traits, which one is most important to you in a woman?     Intelligence     Sense of humor     Sexy     Spiritual     Hot looking     Horny 4. Of the following physical attributes, what are your preferences in a woman? (Check all that apply)     Redhead     Brunette     Blond     Petite     Average height     Tall     Small breasts     Average sized breasts     Large breasts     Bazookas 5. Would you rather....?     Have sex than watch the play-offs     Have sex during the play-offs     Get a blow job at half-time     Hold off until all sporting events are over for the day, including the news 6. Which excuse do you think works best when you're not in the mood?     I'm too tired     I've got a headache     We just did it yesterday     My back is killing me     Don't say anything (aka: roll over and play dead) 7. What turns you on more?     Sexy lingerie     A sensual massage     A wild strip tease     Wham bam, thank you ma'am     Receiving a six pack of your favorite beer 8. Which of the following styles do you prefer most in your partner?     Shaved (you know, down there)     Neatly trimmed     Au Naturel     The Forest 9. Be truthful now, if you had to choose between the two, which would it be?     Fellatio     Intercourse 10. What style of lovemaking do you prefer?     Hard and fast     Easy and slow     Either of the above, depending upon my mood     Whatever she wants....it's been so long 11. Rate your overall satisfaction with how women use their squeeze boxes:     Very satisfied     Generally satisfied     They could be better     They need to learn those Kegel exercises 12. Rate your overall satisfaction with receiving oral sex:     Very satisfied     Generally satisfied     She would be better if she didn't use her teeth     She needs to read a manual or take a class from that woman who teaches fellatio 13. What is your favorite position?     Missionary     Woman on top     Standing     Doggy style     Other variation     69     Receiving fellatio     Performing cunnilingus     The kitchen counter scene from 'Fatal Attraction' 14. Which song might be playing on your stereo when doing the wild thing?     'Closer', Nine Inch Nails     'Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking', Roger Waters     'You Can Leave Your Hat On', Joe Cocker     'Ava Adore', Smashing Pumpkins     'Bill's Mom Likes to Fuck', Minor Forest 15. If your partner walks into the bedroom with a pair of handcuffs and a devilish grin, do you....?     Run     Ask what those are for     Ask if she is a cop     Promptly lie down and say 'Go for it!'     End the date/relationship 16. Which of the following is the most risqué or kinky thing you've ever done? (Check all that apply)     Watched others having sex     Role played     Had phone sex with a stranger     Played with food items     Used handcuffs     Engaged in bondage     Had a 'ménage à trois'     Gone to a swingers party     This is all too tame....something kinkier 17. What's the most unusual sex partner you've ever had?     Your mattress or pillow     An inflatable doll     An apple pie     A barnyard animal     None of the above 18. Have you ever? (Check all that apply)     Faked an orgasm to get it over with     Faked an orgasm to make her feel better     Pretended not to have an orgasm so she wouldn't know you came too early     Thought about someone else while making love to her     Told her she was good just to make her feel better     Provided your partner with multiple orgasms in one night 19. If you had your way when engaged in intercourse, how long would you really like it to last?     Just long enough to orgasm     Up to 5 minutes     5 to 10 minutes     10 to 20 minutes     20 to 30 minutes     30 to 60 minutes     More than 1 hour 20. How many sex partners have you had in your life? (Counting only live human beings now....)     0 to 3     4 to 7     8 to 15     16 to 25     26 to 50     51 to 99     100+ (Wilt Chamberlain and I used to hang out) Okay, are you ready to see how your responses compare to other men? Click submit! Click here to view the current results   Powered by EventHandler Free Edition v3.3 (7/15/2000). © 1997-2000 Troy Sniff. All rights reserved.