What is your sex life like? What do you like? Answer these 20 questions and see how you compare to others! (And then check out what the opposite sex has to say!) This is, of course, all anonymous.

1. Which overall look of a woman do you prefer?
    Girl Next Door
    American Gladiator
2. Which of the following places have you done the wild thing? (Check all that apply)
    In an airplane
    In an elevator
    In your parents' bedroom
    At work
    At the Vatican
3. Of the following traits, which one is most important to you in a woman?
    Sense of humor
    Hot looking
4. Of the following physical attributes, what are your preferences in a woman? (Check all that apply)
    Average height
    Small breasts
    Average sized breasts
    Large breasts
5. Would you rather....?
    Have sex than watch the play-offs
    Have sex during the play-offs
    Get a blow job at half-time
    Hold off until all sporting events are over for the day, including the news
6. Which excuse do you think works best when you're not in the mood?
    I'm too tired
    I've got a headache
    We just did it yesterday
    My back is killing me
    Don't say anything (aka: roll over and play dead)
7. What turns you on more?
    Sexy lingerie
    A sensual massage
    A wild strip tease
    Wham bam, thank you ma'am
    Receiving a six pack of your favorite beer
8. Which of the following styles do you prefer most in your partner?
    Shaved (you know, down there)
    Neatly trimmed
    Au Naturel
    The Forest
9. Be truthful now, if you had to choose between the two, which would it be?
10. What style of lovemaking do you prefer?
    Hard and fast
    Easy and slow
    Either of the above, depending upon my mood
    Whatever she wants....it's been so long
11. Rate your overall satisfaction with how women use their squeeze boxes:
    Very satisfied
    Generally satisfied
    They could be better
    They need to learn those Kegel exercises
12. Rate your overall satisfaction with receiving oral sex:
    Very satisfied
    Generally satisfied
    She would be better if she didn't use her teeth
    She needs to read a manual or take a class from that woman who teaches fellatio
13. What is your favorite position?
    Woman on top
    Doggy style
    Other variation
    Receiving fellatio
    Performing cunnilingus
    The kitchen counter scene from 'Fatal Attraction'
14. Which song might be playing on your stereo when doing the wild thing?
    'Closer', Nine Inch Nails
    'Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking', Roger Waters
    'You Can Leave Your Hat On', Joe Cocker
    'Ava Adore', Smashing Pumpkins
    'Bill's Mom Likes to Fuck', Minor Forest
15. If your partner walks into the bedroom with a pair of handcuffs and a devilish grin, do you....?
    Ask what those are for
    Ask if she is a cop
    Promptly lie down and say 'Go for it!'
    End the date/relationship
16. Which of the following is the most risqué or kinky thing you've ever done? (Check all that apply)
    Watched others having sex
    Role played
    Had phone sex with a stranger
    Played with food items
    Used handcuffs
    Engaged in bondage
    Had a 'ménage à trois'
    Gone to a swingers party
    This is all too tame....something kinkier
17. What's the most unusual sex partner you've ever had?
    Your mattress or pillow
    An inflatable doll
    An apple pie
    A barnyard animal
    None of the above
18. Have you ever? (Check all that apply)
    Faked an orgasm to get it over with
    Faked an orgasm to make her feel better
    Pretended not to have an orgasm so she wouldn't know you came too early
    Thought about someone else while making love to her
    Told her she was good just to make her feel better
    Provided your partner with multiple orgasms in one night
19. If you had your way when engaged in intercourse, how long would you really like it to last?
    Just long enough to orgasm
    Up to 5 minutes
    5 to 10 minutes
    10 to 20 minutes
    20 to 30 minutes
    30 to 60 minutes
    More than 1 hour
20. How many sex partners have you had in your life? (Counting only live human beings now....)
    0 to 3
    4 to 7
    8 to 15
    16 to 25
    26 to 50
    51 to 99
    100+ (Wilt Chamberlain and I used to hang out)

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